New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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