so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Randomize
