So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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