She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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