My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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