the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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