You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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