My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
