Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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