i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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