She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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