Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
