dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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