He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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