She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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