Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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