We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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