theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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