he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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