I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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