The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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