How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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