i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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