what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i think we sleep fucked last night...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
