You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Randomize
