My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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