I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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