Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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