found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
