But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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