So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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