i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I think we might need a safe word for this...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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