Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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