Plan B is the new Plan A
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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