Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he shaved USA in his pubs
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
this will be a night to untag.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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