he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
