Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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