Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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