i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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