its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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