well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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