How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
