I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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