But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
