He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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