No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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