This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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