I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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