She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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