It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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