it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm always down for nudity.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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