apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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