i think my tv is drunk
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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