do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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