It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
