yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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