His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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